It's a Beautiful Day

I just saw my humans and it was a lovely outing. It included swings, a sliding board, a creepy cable man driving pass the house twice to stare at me... oh Suburbia. Take a break, enjoy this...

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I'm Still Awake

It's 4:29am and I'm still awake. I'm doing school work for later today. All I have left is a presentation for the class I have to teach today and a reading response for my poetry class but after that I am done. I'm running on E as of right now; not fumes yet but E. I'll refuel from noon-2:40, so that should put my body at a quarter of a tank but I will have the biggest tude, I'm talking a tude like America had when Japan attacked Pearl Harbor. This isn't good since I have my longest class tomorrow and I have to work in groups with a woman I can't stand. If she were a baby I'd be the dingo that ate her.

It's that bad.

Anyway I told myself that if I made it to 5:00, I'd cook bacon, eggs, and fried potatoes. I'm almost done so I may get some sleep. My grandmother is going to call me at 8:15am to wake me up for my 9:00am class that I may not attend for the sake of sleep. I didn't go Monday which means next week I shall begin to attend EVERY class regularly. Right now I'm in an airport in Mexico so I can't make it because I don't land back here until Noon.

...That's my story and I'm sticking to it.

That's Heavy

The Sports Manger showed me this.
So this level was so controversial in the game, you have the option to skip it. It was taken out of the game in some countries. Modern Warfare 2 is just ridiculously great none the less. Behold the realism:

Where Have I Been?

Spring break, parentals wanted me to be stress free so I was macless, which may hurt me academically but hey blame my parentals. It was painful at first, but not being in contact with the world was great. I'm going to watch my humans tonight. I've missed them, haven't seen them since early February. Four hours of fun and screaming babies. I'm pumped...

In other news my grandmother was a hooker for a church play...irony right?,

Anyway I have bigger things to deal with. I may get a visit tomorrow by a certain person and if I do good things will happen but bad things will be the outcome. I really don't need this stress right now but I'm going to call my guru who knows us mutually and get his take on the thing. Look for a good or bad story tomorrow night...

This Too Shall Pass

Before my mini nap before this birthday dinner[friend not mine], I shall leave you with this. I love how they always pay close attention to everything. From the ending I can safely guess they had more than one take for this, which means someone had to keep setting all that stuff up; if it were me, I'd be pissed but pleased with the outcome none the less. Enjoy folks

I Am...

an asshole. Many people may see it as a bad thing, but I don't. Why? Because it is who I am. I don't mind being an asshole because I was bred by assholes from two of the largest asshole states. Everyone in my family's an asshole, and I? Believe or not I am the nice one, the soft one. I am the friendly asshole of my entire family.

My friends? They're assholes. They all know they're assholes, and we all agreed the reason we're friends is because we're assholes therefore compatible with one another. We can live with each others' attitudes and not really get offended because we dish...we can take every form of dishing so it's like peace through war if that makes sense. I've never had a friend that wasn't an asshole. I've had some that thought they weren't but when you're in a field of wolves, your wolf starts to come out...unless you get eaten.

::looks around::

...Yeeeeah, so I don't know. I just thought I'd share the fact that as an asshole you're more aware of your self, and once you're aware of self, it's easier to reach Nirvana.

I listened to Robo Tussin by Flying Lotus & Lil Wayne and Handlebars by Flobots while I posted this... quite fitting huh?

I'm Trying To Be Consistent

I just moved into the new apartment. I'm all moved out of the old one...now all I really have to do here is get a few more things out of my car, everything else is going home. I love my new room; I moved the furniture around because it was a tad ridiculous and crunched...I have turned crunched into cozy. I've decided to slowly go back to cooking my own meals as opposed to eating campus food all the time. My first meal shall be fried turkey wings, macaroni & cheese, and peanut butter brownies for dessert. It will be great... my only problem is that I cook in large portions...so I may find someone to cook for or just eat hella left overs...who knows. I've been up since 6:30 so I'm going to take a nap(yes it's 7:55pm). Later folks