Pepperoni Mushroom Pizza

For my entire life pizza was meant to be eaten one way:
With pepperoni...nothing more or less as a topping.

I still believe that to an extent, but I've allowed mushrooms to enter my life and I finally had one of these

and it wasn't really THAT bad. Will it mean I will convert completely to this? Absolutely not. Whenever I eat at my first love, Pizza Hut... I shall stick to my pepperoni only plan... when I am in some snazzy place where the only thing that sounds appetizing on their menu is pizza, I'll get half pepperoni, half pepperoni & mushroom. It's lovely... what really got me on the shrooms was the outing I had with Phil & her family for the official birthday dinner; I ordered Shrimp Portofino

Friggin great, right? Yeah will I sucked it up and ate the shrooms in it and it tastes pretty damn good. I tried the shrooms on pizza after attending an open mic night for a poetry jam session.

That is all for now folks, stay tuned as I take on the Master Cleanse soon... that lemon juice diet thing. I was going to start yesterday but I'm finding a hard time finding a store that sells grade B maple syrup...so... yeah. Alright folks.

I Don't Know How To Feel About This

That Heaux Don't Have Green Eyes

Colored contacts... I hate colored contacts. People who wear them upset me. Why? Because they think they look attractive, but the truth? They look like they just got bit by a vampire and they're in the midst of a transition. So the ex and I were talking about his girlfriend. Not the recent ex but a previous ex.. anyway he shows me some fb photos and I ask if the green pupil is genetic, he says yes. They don't match her skin tone...and now there are some people out there who can't help it, they were born with dark skin and night vision goggle eyes but that doesn't make them any less inappropriate looking.

Yeah, I said it.

Anyway I go through a few more of her photos and sure enough her eyes are the typical dark brown.

BETCH GAHT AH MAH FACE!

I Am...

an asshole. Many people may see it as a bad thing, but I don't. Why? Because it is who I am. I don't mind being an asshole because I was bred by assholes from two of the largest asshole states. Everyone in my family's an asshole, and I? Believe or not I am the nice one, the soft one. I am the friendly asshole of my entire family.

My friends? They're assholes. They all know they're assholes, and we all agreed the reason we're friends is because we're assholes therefore compatible with one another. We can live with each others' attitudes and not really get offended because we dish...we can take every form of dishing so it's like peace through war if that makes sense. I've never had a friend that wasn't an asshole. I've had some that thought they weren't but when you're in a field of wolves, your wolf starts to come out...unless you get eaten.

::looks around::

...Yeeeeah, so I don't know. I just thought I'd share the fact that as an asshole you're more aware of your self, and once you're aware of self, it's easier to reach Nirvana.

I listened to Robo Tussin by Flying Lotus & Lil Wayne and Handlebars by Flobots while I posted this... quite fitting huh?

"Alas I Am A Woman Hopeless, Friendless."- Shakespeare

Well a great question was asked from NC over at this young man's blog he asked, "...why is it when you stop talking with/stop dating/stop fucking with a chick, she does something with the next dude in like a week, that you'd been asking her since you've known her?"

Of course I commented since I enjoy sharing the secrets of life to a man when he asks the right question...this was my response, and since I have posted in a few days, it will suffice as my post.

Women are unintentional, stubborn hypocrites and extremely bi-polar. Don't let a female tell you that's not true about her, because that's just the denial from the unintentional hypocrisy. Allow me to break it down: Unintentional hypocrisy, she may say she won't or act like she doesn't want to...then when she ends up doing it damn it her curiosity got the best of her... or feared if she didn't give it up it was going to be taken, but most don't admit to that. Either way she really didn't want to, which is why she may not with the first guy, but once again curiosity killed the cat[pun intended] and we must remember satisfaction brought him back [so she didn't "mean" to be a hypocrite.

She's stubborn because she will more than likely not have a logical/reasonable answer as to why she gave guy #1 crap about it but literally jumped onto guy #2, but in her eyes she's right in her decision[she's wrong as hell].

Bi-polarity in a female, self explanatory.

Have a lovely day.