Why Don't You Love Me?

So I shall not give an official post until I either do or do not get the job... I find out later this week so I shall keep you posted. Until then, check out this video...a video from Beyonce that I approve. It's different and has some substance...so enjoy

"Why Don't You Love Me" - Beyoncé from Beyoncé on Vimeo.

You Deserve a Break

Seems to be a pattern in my blog... I give you something to relax...enjoy this. Reminded me of the festival at school yesterday. Clicky that linky

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Au_8GMUxVs&feature=player_embedded

Lemon Detox Diet Day 1

Okay, so I've officially started the Master Cleanse.. Before I can even begin to drink that lemonade concotion i just made, I have to do the salt water flush. I'm drinking it right now: 2 teaspoons of uniodized sea salt and a quart of warm water.

Directions say to stay close to the restroom afterwards and well I have nothing else to do today... Why am I doing this to my body?

I shall return to my old athletic self when I'm done, but first I want to clean out my system and start with a fresh body...not with this old baggage I've acquired. I'm perfectly fine with my weight... I'm not overweight so I'm good. I simply want to go down in inches more than pounds. I don't know if I want to go back to a size 6 but I'd be fine at a seven or eight. Also, my chin is acquiring a siamese twin... I do not approve

While I type this, I can feel the trouble brewing...

I have a little under 16 ounces left to drink... it tastes awful.
Weirdly enough I'm starting at 2:20pm so I will have to do the 24 hour cycle as so, or I may skip this flush thing tomorrow and do it again in the morning following
but I'll keep you guys posted...

You Deserve a Break

And I'm gonna give it to you...enjoy

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I Don't Know How To Feel About This

That's Heavy

The Sports Manger showed me this.
So this level was so controversial in the game, you have the option to skip it. It was taken out of the game in some countries. Modern Warfare 2 is just ridiculously great none the less. Behold the realism:

This Too Shall Pass

Before my mini nap before this birthday dinner[friend not mine], I shall leave you with this. I love how they always pay close attention to everything. From the ending I can safely guess they had more than one take for this, which means someone had to keep setting all that stuff up; if it were me, I'd be pissed but pleased with the outcome none the less. Enjoy folks

I Should Be Packing

First I must share with you the greatness that is Adult Swim. One reason to it is for the music between shows... Flying Lotus produced my favorite... enjoy.

I Heard This Today

I couldn't agree more. Ed Lover was talking about Nick Cannon's "rap" battle with Eminem on an old youtube video and this is what he said,

"You're my man, but I'm not gonna sit em up and lie to you. You can't f*ck with Eminem. You can't f*ck with him. I don't give a f*ck if Jay-Z, OJ the Juice Man, Gucci Mane, Young Jeezy, and TI write your lyrics... You can't f*ck with Eminem."

My New Favorite Commercial

Now, for the longest time my favorite commercials were the following three super bowl commercials:

Guy makes dinner for girlfriend, knocks out cat, spills tomato sauce on cat, girlfriend walks in sees guy with knife and supposed dead cat. GREAT

Dad controls Justin Timberlake's body with...what was it, Pepsi? It was something ridiculous... Something about seeing JT brutally tortured and scream like a little girl when he gets the nutcracker treatment on the mailbox makes my day a lot better.

22 Horses and a few Zebras are running around in a field; two southern guys are watching and one says, "That referee is an ass." The other guy says, "Actually, I think it's a Zebra."

Yeah... that's my sense of humor in a nutshell. ::Kanye Shrug::

Well I found this nifty new favorite that trumps all the old ones over at Yamara Taylor's blog impatientchick.com and allow me to say this is my new favorite...



This is what all commercials should be like...Simple is funny. "Look down, back up; where are you?" I thought it was beyond hilarious from the scene rising and new clothes falling on him. Hilarious. "The TICKETS ARE NOW DIAMONDS!" I'm going to somehow utilize that in most of my every day life... perhaps, "french fries are NOW DIAMONDS." Or just say, "The TICKETS ARE NOW DIAMONDS," and have everyone look at me clueless.

That's the story of my life in a nutshell...