Probate Last Night

Here are two photos... a rather short post but, just to give you[read: Yoko] a chance to see what they are like since she's never seen one for some reason...

That Heaux Don't Have Green Eyes

Colored contacts... I hate colored contacts. People who wear them upset me. Why? Because they think they look attractive, but the truth? They look like they just got bit by a vampire and they're in the midst of a transition. So the ex and I were talking about his girlfriend. Not the recent ex but a previous ex.. anyway he shows me some fb photos and I ask if the green pupil is genetic, he says yes. They don't match her skin tone...and now there are some people out there who can't help it, they were born with dark skin and night vision goggle eyes but that doesn't make them any less inappropriate looking.

Yeah, I said it.

Anyway I go through a few more of her photos and sure enough her eyes are the typical dark brown.

BETCH GAHT AH MAH FACE!

I'm Moving...

into a new apartment... Crazy right? Today after I go to the mall will be spent packing and what not to move to the other side of the field... I snuck into the building and checked out the girls who live there; they seem to be pretty laid back. I'd had a few glass of wine so besides being too warm to tell what they kept their thermostat on, I didn't really see anything wrong with the room. Tonight we're going to 70s skate night, and I'm going as "Treeflower." Can't wait to see how this goes.

"Alas I Am A Woman Hopeless, Friendless."- Shakespeare

Well a great question was asked from NC over at this young man's blog he asked, "...why is it when you stop talking with/stop dating/stop fucking with a chick, she does something with the next dude in like a week, that you'd been asking her since you've known her?"

Of course I commented since I enjoy sharing the secrets of life to a man when he asks the right question...this was my response, and since I have posted in a few days, it will suffice as my post.

Women are unintentional, stubborn hypocrites and extremely bi-polar. Don't let a female tell you that's not true about her, because that's just the denial from the unintentional hypocrisy. Allow me to break it down: Unintentional hypocrisy, she may say she won't or act like she doesn't want to...then when she ends up doing it damn it her curiosity got the best of her... or feared if she didn't give it up it was going to be taken, but most don't admit to that. Either way she really didn't want to, which is why she may not with the first guy, but once again curiosity killed the cat[pun intended] and we must remember satisfaction brought him back [so she didn't "mean" to be a hypocrite.

She's stubborn because she will more than likely not have a logical/reasonable answer as to why she gave guy #1 crap about it but literally jumped onto guy #2, but in her eyes she's right in her decision[she's wrong as hell].

Bi-polarity in a female, self explanatory.

Have a lovely day.