That Heaux Don't Have Green Eyes

Colored contacts... I hate colored contacts. People who wear them upset me. Why? Because they think they look attractive, but the truth? They look like they just got bit by a vampire and they're in the midst of a transition. So the ex and I were talking about his girlfriend. Not the recent ex but a previous ex.. anyway he shows me some fb photos and I ask if the green pupil is genetic, he says yes. They don't match her skin tone...and now there are some people out there who can't help it, they were born with dark skin and night vision goggle eyes but that doesn't make them any less inappropriate looking.

Yeah, I said it.

Anyway I go through a few more of her photos and sure enough her eyes are the typical dark brown.

BETCH GAHT AH MAH FACE!