I Am...

an asshole. Many people may see it as a bad thing, but I don't. Why? Because it is who I am. I don't mind being an asshole because I was bred by assholes from two of the largest asshole states. Everyone in my family's an asshole, and I? Believe or not I am the nice one, the soft one. I am the friendly asshole of my entire family.

My friends? They're assholes. They all know they're assholes, and we all agreed the reason we're friends is because we're assholes therefore compatible with one another. We can live with each others' attitudes and not really get offended because we dish...we can take every form of dishing so it's like peace through war if that makes sense. I've never had a friend that wasn't an asshole. I've had some that thought they weren't but when you're in a field of wolves, your wolf starts to come out...unless you get eaten.

::looks around::

...Yeeeeah, so I don't know. I just thought I'd share the fact that as an asshole you're more aware of your self, and once you're aware of self, it's easier to reach Nirvana.

I listened to Robo Tussin by Flying Lotus & Lil Wayne and Handlebars by Flobots while I posted this... quite fitting huh?