I Wanna See If This Actually Works

RULES:
1. Put Your iTunes/iPod, Windows Media Player (etc…) on Shuffle.
2. For each question, press the next button, and the title of that song is your answer.
3. YOU MUST WRITE THAT SONG NAME DOWN NO MATTER HOW SILLY IT SOUNDS
4. Put any comments in [brackets] after the song name


Are you male or female?
The Way You Make Me Feel- Michael Jackson

Describe yourself!
Turn Off The Lights-Teddy Pendergrass

What do people feel when they’re around you?
U and Ur Hand-Pink [Sadly, this is true... I love my hand...]

Describe your current relationship.
Coachella 3- Travis Barker & DJ AM

Where would you like to be now?
Theme From Jaws....[Shark infested waters is where I want to be?]

How do you feel about love?
My Love-Jill Scott

What’s your life like?
I've Got To See You Again-Norah Jones

What would you wish for if you had only one wish?
Saving All My love For You- Whitney Houston

Say something wise.
Waiting on The World To Change-John Mayer

If someone says “Is this okay?” You say,
I Can't Stop Loving You-Michael Jackson

How would you describe yourself?
Cherish-Kool and the Gang

What do you look for in a guy/girl?
Close The Door-Teddy Pendergrass[This thing is making me sound like a nympho]

How do you feel today?
There Is-Boxcar Racer

What is your life’s purpose?
Time Warp-Rocky Horror Picture Show

What is your motto?
Phonte Speaks-Little Brother

What do your friends think of you?
California Dreaming-Mamas and the Papas

What do you think of your parents?
Bout To Be Some-Tanya Morgan

What do you think about very often?
Paralyzer-Finger Eleven

What is 2 + 2?
Fiesta-R. Kelly ft. Jay-Z

What do you think of your best friend?
The Leak Freestyle...some mixtape

What do you think of the person you like?
Trap Star-Young Jeezy

What is your life story?
Bad Day-Daniel Powter

What do you want to be when you grow up?
Theme of Nightmare On Elm Street....Bahahahaha

What do you think of when you see the person you like?
Down With The Sickness-Disturbed

What will you dance to at your wedding?
Darkside Of The Moon[complete album on one track]-Pink Floyd (That's true! I want to dance to Us and Them)

What will they play at your funeral?
Silent Night-Temptations

What is your hobby/​​interest?
Death Egg Zone Act 2- Sonic & Knuckles

What is your biggest fear?
Runaway-Janet Jackson

What is your biggest secret?
Prescription-Wale

What do you think of your friends?
Don't Get Around Much Anymore-Louis Armstrong & Duke Ellington

Sooo, I guess I like love and stuff....

I Don't Know How To Feel About This

That's Life

When I first started college my major was Philosophy/Pre-Law. It’s a major parents generally shed a tear of joy for because that means they get to rub it in people’s faces. The masses? When they here it they give the “Oooh,” you know the oh…the “My kid’s just a humanities major oh.” So my first semester, I took some gen eds and one philosophy class. It was boring. Beyond the big bank to be made, there was the family aspect. I was going to be a divorce attorney. Lawyers generally spend hours beyond hours on cases; they are generally on call. My main priority of the future is to be an awesome mom. “On call” can’t work. I gave up my top three dream jobs for this reason: Neurosurgeon, Marine Biologist, and Architect.
Eventually my major was history, because I love American History. It’s apart of me, my kids will bleed American knowledge just as much if not more than I do. They will have no choice. Ha. Anyway, I eventually got lazy when it came to school and decided to take the easy way out. I became an English major. In being an English major, I’d write, every English class ever I’d take, I’d accept nothing less than an A…or A-…whichever is the lowest. If anyone said it best, it was Hank Hill, “Bobby, you got an F in English…you speak English Bobby.” I don’t know why but that quote is one of the funniest things I’ve ever heard and well, I love it.
Career wise? I’d always have teaching to fall back on. Teaching is awesome. I dig kids, and my resume is full of kid stuff so, it’s bound to happen I suppose.
*Sidenote, I’m flipping the channels while I type this and they showed Bruce Jenner when he was young, boy that’s a sexy man. Haha. Anyway
No matter what I end up doing, my family will be first. Something funny, I’m currently single so I’m not even thinking about incubating a human being for 9 months right now. The father and I will eventually meet up, and figure out we can put up with each other for the rest of our lives…then we’ll tie the knot and start the circle of life. Idealistically my first born will be born sometime in 2013. Idealistically I will be married sometime before then. 2012? I guess…because 2011 is next year and that may be a tad too soon, but I dunno, things like that you can’t plan.
This is all coming up because I’ve reached the home stretch. I will be graduating from high maintenance spoiled kid university and I’m somewhat excited. We have two graduations so that’s weird. I’m deciding where to live after grad, if I do stay in the states, I’ve considered working abroad. I don’t know. If I do, there’s only one country I’m set on, so if not there, then here in the U S of A. I’ve already picked a city. The thought of all of this is nerve racking so I’m already giving myself a six month break after grad for the sake of my sanity.

Mike's Hard Lemonade

They just found a new devout customer. I will add a Mike's Hard Lemonade section to my budget. $7.99 at Wegman's. Tonight I'm making chicken and waffles for dinner after seeing this Bistro in DC called Marvin's? I think I dunno. Either way I'm also making chocolate filled cookies and watching Desperate Housewives whilst doing a load of hw. It's going to be a long night folks... Have a good day.

That Heaux Don't Have Green Eyes

Colored contacts... I hate colored contacts. People who wear them upset me. Why? Because they think they look attractive, but the truth? They look like they just got bit by a vampire and they're in the midst of a transition. So the ex and I were talking about his girlfriend. Not the recent ex but a previous ex.. anyway he shows me some fb photos and I ask if the green pupil is genetic, he says yes. They don't match her skin tone...and now there are some people out there who can't help it, they were born with dark skin and night vision goggle eyes but that doesn't make them any less inappropriate looking.

Yeah, I said it.

Anyway I go through a few more of her photos and sure enough her eyes are the typical dark brown.

BETCH GAHT AH MAH FACE!

It's a Beautiful Day

I just saw my humans and it was a lovely outing. It included swings, a sliding board, a creepy cable man driving pass the house twice to stare at me... oh Suburbia. Take a break, enjoy this...

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I'm Still Awake

It's 4:29am and I'm still awake. I'm doing school work for later today. All I have left is a presentation for the class I have to teach today and a reading response for my poetry class but after that I am done. I'm running on E as of right now; not fumes yet but E. I'll refuel from noon-2:40, so that should put my body at a quarter of a tank but I will have the biggest tude, I'm talking a tude like America had when Japan attacked Pearl Harbor. This isn't good since I have my longest class tomorrow and I have to work in groups with a woman I can't stand. If she were a baby I'd be the dingo that ate her.

It's that bad.

Anyway I told myself that if I made it to 5:00, I'd cook bacon, eggs, and fried potatoes. I'm almost done so I may get some sleep. My grandmother is going to call me at 8:15am to wake me up for my 9:00am class that I may not attend for the sake of sleep. I didn't go Monday which means next week I shall begin to attend EVERY class regularly. Right now I'm in an airport in Mexico so I can't make it because I don't land back here until Noon.

...That's my story and I'm sticking to it.

That's Heavy

The Sports Manger showed me this.
So this level was so controversial in the game, you have the option to skip it. It was taken out of the game in some countries. Modern Warfare 2 is just ridiculously great none the less. Behold the realism:

Where Have I Been?

Spring break, parentals wanted me to be stress free so I was macless, which may hurt me academically but hey blame my parentals. It was painful at first, but not being in contact with the world was great. I'm going to watch my humans tonight. I've missed them, haven't seen them since early February. Four hours of fun and screaming babies. I'm pumped...

In other news my grandmother was a hooker for a church play...irony right?,

Anyway I have bigger things to deal with. I may get a visit tomorrow by a certain person and if I do good things will happen but bad things will be the outcome. I really don't need this stress right now but I'm going to call my guru who knows us mutually and get his take on the thing. Look for a good or bad story tomorrow night...

This Too Shall Pass

Before my mini nap before this birthday dinner[friend not mine], I shall leave you with this. I love how they always pay close attention to everything. From the ending I can safely guess they had more than one take for this, which means someone had to keep setting all that stuff up; if it were me, I'd be pissed but pleased with the outcome none the less. Enjoy folks

I Am...

an asshole. Many people may see it as a bad thing, but I don't. Why? Because it is who I am. I don't mind being an asshole because I was bred by assholes from two of the largest asshole states. Everyone in my family's an asshole, and I? Believe or not I am the nice one, the soft one. I am the friendly asshole of my entire family.

My friends? They're assholes. They all know they're assholes, and we all agreed the reason we're friends is because we're assholes therefore compatible with one another. We can live with each others' attitudes and not really get offended because we dish...we can take every form of dishing so it's like peace through war if that makes sense. I've never had a friend that wasn't an asshole. I've had some that thought they weren't but when you're in a field of wolves, your wolf starts to come out...unless you get eaten.

::looks around::

...Yeeeeah, so I don't know. I just thought I'd share the fact that as an asshole you're more aware of your self, and once you're aware of self, it's easier to reach Nirvana.

I listened to Robo Tussin by Flying Lotus & Lil Wayne and Handlebars by Flobots while I posted this... quite fitting huh?

I'm Trying To Be Consistent

I just moved into the new apartment. I'm all moved out of the old one...now all I really have to do here is get a few more things out of my car, everything else is going home. I love my new room; I moved the furniture around because it was a tad ridiculous and crunched...I have turned crunched into cozy. I've decided to slowly go back to cooking my own meals as opposed to eating campus food all the time. My first meal shall be fried turkey wings, macaroni & cheese, and peanut butter brownies for dessert. It will be great... my only problem is that I cook in large portions...so I may find someone to cook for or just eat hella left overs...who knows. I've been up since 6:30 so I'm going to take a nap(yes it's 7:55pm). Later folks