Lemon Detox Diet Day 1

Okay, so I've officially started the Master Cleanse.. Before I can even begin to drink that lemonade concotion i just made, I have to do the salt water flush. I'm drinking it right now: 2 teaspoons of uniodized sea salt and a quart of warm water.

Directions say to stay close to the restroom afterwards and well I have nothing else to do today... Why am I doing this to my body?

I shall return to my old athletic self when I'm done, but first I want to clean out my system and start with a fresh body...not with this old baggage I've acquired. I'm perfectly fine with my weight... I'm not overweight so I'm good. I simply want to go down in inches more than pounds. I don't know if I want to go back to a size 6 but I'd be fine at a seven or eight. Also, my chin is acquiring a siamese twin... I do not approve

While I type this, I can feel the trouble brewing...

I have a little under 16 ounces left to drink... it tastes awful.
Weirdly enough I'm starting at 2:20pm so I will have to do the 24 hour cycle as so, or I may skip this flush thing tomorrow and do it again in the morning following
but I'll keep you guys posted...