In Recent News

Okay, this one is going to be quick...like most of my recent posts... anywho.

Got my hair relaxed, and new bangs cut...fly

Job interview tomorrow...doing research on the place of work this evening...not nervous...not excited...don't know how to feel

I'm in a relationship with The Sir again... that story is still developing.

If I do get said job... I shall be looking for apartments in the area.

You Deserve a Break

Seems to be a pattern in my blog... I give you something to relax...enjoy this. Reminded me of the festival at school yesterday. Clicky that linky

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Au_8GMUxVs&feature=player_embedded

So...

One of my greatest childhood friends went canoeing with another great friend and there was an accident. One tried to save the other, but there was a current and it took him away. The body was found and he is deceased.

I wish death would take a vacation...

leave me alone

Day 2 of Hell on Earth

I actually called my doc and apparently I'm clean internally... I was wondering because my urine was clear...straight up clear and my bowel movements from the salt water flush have been done quickly. Apparently I don't need to detox...just eat healthier..

I was beyond pumped to hear that news.


Food and I should never part...

Lemon Detox Diet Day 1

Okay, so I've officially started the Master Cleanse.. Before I can even begin to drink that lemonade concotion i just made, I have to do the salt water flush. I'm drinking it right now: 2 teaspoons of uniodized sea salt and a quart of warm water.

Directions say to stay close to the restroom afterwards and well I have nothing else to do today... Why am I doing this to my body?

I shall return to my old athletic self when I'm done, but first I want to clean out my system and start with a fresh body...not with this old baggage I've acquired. I'm perfectly fine with my weight... I'm not overweight so I'm good. I simply want to go down in inches more than pounds. I don't know if I want to go back to a size 6 but I'd be fine at a seven or eight. Also, my chin is acquiring a siamese twin... I do not approve

While I type this, I can feel the trouble brewing...

I have a little under 16 ounces left to drink... it tastes awful.
Weirdly enough I'm starting at 2:20pm so I will have to do the 24 hour cycle as so, or I may skip this flush thing tomorrow and do it again in the morning following
but I'll keep you guys posted...

Reboot

Today my friend's mother passed away. She stated it this morning on facebook. I'm not sure how to handle a situation like that when the person isn't physically close to me. I'm emotionally stunted. I am the Meredith Grey of the real world...simply no emotional connection especially when it comes to death. However, I AM a listener. Anyone that knows me knows I'm an excellent listener. I speak better when I write or type so I sent her a text expressing my condolences but if she ever wants to just vent, I will totally listen. Sometimes you just need someone who isn't going to say anything, just listen...and I've always been that person.

Ironically this post was originally going to be about the movie Death at a Funeral, but right now it's simply not appropriate. Have a good day folks.

Pepperoni Mushroom Pizza

For my entire life pizza was meant to be eaten one way:
With pepperoni...nothing more or less as a topping.

I still believe that to an extent, but I've allowed mushrooms to enter my life and I finally had one of these

and it wasn't really THAT bad. Will it mean I will convert completely to this? Absolutely not. Whenever I eat at my first love, Pizza Hut... I shall stick to my pepperoni only plan... when I am in some snazzy place where the only thing that sounds appetizing on their menu is pizza, I'll get half pepperoni, half pepperoni & mushroom. It's lovely... what really got me on the shrooms was the outing I had with Phil & her family for the official birthday dinner; I ordered Shrimp Portofino

Friggin great, right? Yeah will I sucked it up and ate the shrooms in it and it tastes pretty damn good. I tried the shrooms on pizza after attending an open mic night for a poetry jam session.

That is all for now folks, stay tuned as I take on the Master Cleanse soon... that lemon juice diet thing. I was going to start yesterday but I'm finding a hard time finding a store that sells grade B maple syrup...so... yeah. Alright folks.

Jay-Z, Devil Worshipping, Gaga, Blah Blah, Rihanna, Satan & The Gang Edition

It annoys me when people discuss that "illuminati" business with celebrities. Since people haven't noticed this is America. Hypothetically if they are all doing so, they have the right to. Isn't that one of those freedoms in the bill of rights? If not, which is more than likely not...all you have to do is stop listening to it. Take this into consideration....Devil worshipping is done in many ways because all sin is of Satan. Pimping is devil worshipping. Fornication is devil worshipping. Murder is devil worshipping. Addiction to money is devil worshipping. Lying is devil worshipping. Robbing is devil worshipping. Adultery is devil worshipping.

You have had to fall into one of those categories. And now now children there's no double standard when it comes to religion. So STFU

That is all.

I Don't Take My Writing Seriously

This is terrible... I know I should but when I write a piece of crap 30 minutes before a deadline and it pretty much murders any of the competition, I lose interest in striving for the best. This needs to stop. Sigh...

Probate Last Night

Here are two photos... a rather short post but, just to give you[read: Yoko] a chance to see what they are like since she's never seen one for some reason...

You Deserve a Break

And I'm gonna give it to you...enjoy

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